damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

superseventies:

John Travolta in ‘Saturday Night Fever’, 1977.

My Favorite Movies (in no particular order) - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.”

couragedontdesertme:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

ingridlovesu:

Damn!!

PURE MOTHER FUCKING REVENGE

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chapterking:

I think this is an important change. 

christian + the way he looks at satine

countandi:

humped-pelican-crossing:

randall is holding cupcakes

i repeat

cupcakes

this is gonna be tragic as fuck

Wanna know something better?

The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.

RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.